I'm An Idea-Man

I have such ingenious ideas. I really don't know why I'm not being paid millions by a huge mega-corporation just to grace them with the excrement from my mind. Recently I gave some thought to trailer-park cuisine....

Wang (TM): Powdered Wine. Just add water! Guaranteed to get the trailer park a-rockin'. The days of lugging around that pesky wine-in-a-box are gone!

Trailer-park Lasagna: 1 loaf Wonderbread. 1 bottle ketchup. 1 package individually sliced American cheese. I think you see where this is going...

Hot-dog Vindaloo: A taste of the exotic middle-east. An enticing blend of Indian spices, and Oscar Meyer wieners. Delicious with Kool-Aid tropical-punch chutney.


I also considered some new deserts that OutBack Steakhouse should put on the menu to sort-of expand on the theme of their mega-popular "Chocolate Thunder From Down-Under."

Rear-Admiral Peabody's Milky Fudge Bubble

G'day-Mate Creamy Whipped Nougat Squirt

Crocodile Dundee's Caramel Bowl Splasher

Wally the Wiley Wombat's Steaming Salty Chocolate Nut-Log

The list just goes on and on....